Maybe my expectations for Brave were too high. It certainly wasn't bad and it had a lot of good, but I left disappointed. I expected a movie where the girl got to be a true heroine and leader of her people, what might have been a boy's role in the past. Instead, we got a mom and daughter caper movie, which, in some…

Yes, not one second of that trailer makes any sense to me.

I think the mediocrity of the first Cars movie stands out because of the consistent excellence of Pixar at that time. And while I agree that Cars is not one of their stronger movies, it did have some great moments; it captured a wistfulness for something lost when the Interstate system took over, something tied to…

incomprehensible or stupid or annoying

Ewww…iHeartRadio.

Don't forget about Wayne Steaks, Wayne University, and Wayne Vodka.

Trump does not do quality control.

"I can take the punches, but please turn off the Phil Collins"

A demand to pee on the sheets.

Yes, and John McCain has 75 questions about Hillary Clinton's emails prepared for it.

From trying to swallow so many lies.

Then again, I never heard of any of the prisoners being "fired then re-hired,"

I can't do anything anymore without crying at the same time now.

Oh the irony, that France, of all countries, successfully repelled the Nazis.

I'd offer a pun, but I'd probably just Mengele it.

I started off really disliking Gwyneth Paltrow: she came from privilege, her acting was far over-rated, and she named her daughter Apple. Then I thought, maybe I'm being unfair to her. She's not a bad actress, given the right role she can even be a good one. And so many in Hollywood come from privilege of one form…

That's interesting, because I like to trap people in my basement and force them to play video games until I don't remember luring them there or how they got in or who they are, if I ever knew that in the first place. The games usually involve goblin-like riddles. Want to come over?

"Doesn't your mom call you up for dinner?"
-Every Person Who Makes Fun of Gamers

And a book by Nietzsche?

He's building up his insanity plea.