We keep trying to shake it, but the drops never stop.

R-E-S-PP-E-C-T

They know he's missing, but they're not looking for him.

Ha! What a quaint idea: that the president can live anything but extemporaneously.

I thought Trump was into leaking.

Our Man in Tatooine

It also goes a little ways towards explaining my slightly prejudicial distaste for movies that look too slick to be true, where the human life has been sucked out of each and every frame and replaced with excruciatingly realized and impossibly detailed objects, in the single-minded pursuit of pristine visual purity.…

Well, you don't want to know what happened to my original band's name, Death From About Waist Height

But what about Bachelorette Rachel's secret dating history?

Fuck the goddamned intelligence heads (Coats and Rogers) who refuse to testify about the details of their conversations with Trump. You are Americans, and your loyalty is to your country not your president. Did he or did he not ask you to try to derail the investigation, pretty simple question, fucking answer it.

Fuck the goddamned bankers who rode off like bandits during the housing bubble, cracking their six shooters into the air. May they choke on their CDOs.

One of these days, a wanderer will chance upon McConnell flipped on his shell, flailing his little flippers around, eyes wide and round, searching for the human compassion he never gave another living soul while he paddled over the weak and the needy.

Call a doctor first.

The original source was Yahoo News, so take it for what it's worth:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/…

He's no good to me dead.

sure changes the interpretation of "ho-ho-ho"

By a nose

a wretched hive of dumb oil money

No, Astro's bitch. You never watched the Jetsons?

There's a bottom to it?