GROW up already.

I love all of those titles, but I find myself going back to Boxer again and again. It has great coherence as an album, and it lives in a boozy fog, a kind of graceful fumbling, that I haven't quite found in the others. But I won't really fight you about it, just a bad pun on Boxer.

Saw them in Philly, and damn, Bryan Devendorf, that guy can drum.

Certainly can't go wrong with that one either. I always felt it might be overcooked just ever so slightly, as if they were trying a little too hard for perfection, but I wouldn't argue the point too much. I loved the fact that they took their time and aimed high.

and fourth since achieving suave-n-gloomy perfection with 2005’s Alligator

She's basically "taking one" for the family so that they can all be a little richer. That's what you get for chipping Nana's favorite china.

Republicans fill the pants from the front, normal people from the back.

No biggie, I just don't see a point in feeling bad about something you have no control over.

He went off the deep end.

Like Trump & Putin, and Trump & Duerte, and Trump & Le Pen, and Trump & Erdogan

If he was indeed a Roman, then by today's classification, yes

Yes, in America, true, but Asia has some sick racism as well.

Dude, you guys don't have a monopoly on that; asshats come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes.

That, sir, is speciesist!

I'm thinking it's more frog-y than toad-y out there today.

I'd prefer the plague to watching Idol

His is the one job that should (and could) be automated.

So Mel Gibson was right, it is all run by the Jews.

7. Profit!

How could a guy this tone deaf play an instrument?