Hey, not you, the guy with a penis for a nose, we meant the disgusting guy!

I don't want it to mingle with my porn searches.

I'll have to use another browser where I'm not logged-in, because I don't want that in my history.

Seriously, if you want a glimpse into Ivanka's complete cluelessness without actually reading her book, Jia Tolentino has a good review: http://www.newyorker.com/bo…

Well, she does have the Mounds, much more than that Kit Kat woman.

So true, I was just using the same euphemism that "they" use, which is obviously deployed to fool people who don't benefit from the greed.

Yeah, that's not surprising. I can't actually remember the last time I ate Spam, although I'm sure I have in some Korean dish without even thinking about it. I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain where he goes to Korea and eats Budae Jjigae, and that was the first time in a long time that I actually…

Ouch. Spam has a bad rep in the West, but it was a literal lifesaver for Koreans after the war. My parents generation had no qualms serving us Spam, so I grew up with it, goes quite well in kim-bap and stews.

Hope your father gets there and beyond, but mostly I hope his last days are comfortable and pain-free.

That's really good to hear. Well then my next wish is for you to get your vacation back and to have your house fixed up in a jiffy. We had a leak at our house, and it's been (checks emails), holy shit almost a year now and we're still down a bathroom! But that's been mostly our own fault, as my wife has been…

Then my opinion of his music is much diminished (and I didn't think that possible).

Ha! What a great gag!

I love how you inverted that joke.

I remember him as a young lad, Kenny G minor.

Seriously, why should it be tied to employment? Okay, well I kind of know the answer to that, but why do we not value human decency over economic competitiveness?

Don't worry, we all suck every once in a while.

Sorry to hear about this. I hope you find your way out of the pit soon.

Seriously. You would think a band of their stature, granted they're not as famous as the Jay-Z's of the world, but they have well-deserved indie acclaim—-they are one of the bands who try to craft a unique sound—-in a better world the bandmembers would be financially secure enough to not need a gofundme page.

That's hard to swallow.

Sorry for your and your wife's loss and the general shittiness of people.