Where's Cersei when we need her.

But surely O'Reilly has some dirt he's willing to dish; they'll probably come to a mutual, non-disclosing, agreement.

More miracle than the Miracle.

How about a GIF of Papa Bear himself saying pinhead?

Trump's and Donald's faces are puffy from trying to hide the skeletal insides. Kellyanne Conway's mask is breaking down; you can see her without the glasses now.

This is the one "how things really are" sci-fi flicks that make me think, 'that makes more sense than reality.'

Ron Jeremy?

Yeah, it's morning here and I'm listening to the most boring webinar ever for work. I broke the normal rules for puns but decided to leave my error unedited in shame.

I don't believe she just wanted his soda; I think she wanted to mount and do him too.

I'm sort of amazed that Trump knew to put his hand over his heart from that nudge, that usually signals "don't grab my pussy" from Melania.

As an old fart that never goes to the gym, I don't even know about these bands before AVC starts hating on them.

And this is the moment you realize that game designers have a real god complex.

…so I'll put you in the snowflake column then?

Funny, because Seattlites only sheeplishly admit that Dave Matthews is from Seattle when pressed to it.

It's perfectly cromulent.

Seriously, how could his face be THAT red without his neck button buttoned? Did it pop off right before that frame? Nobody's face can get that red without wearing a shirt two sizes too small.

On United!

And for some reason there was a narrative of Clinton being the "first black president". I wasn't quite paying attention to politics at the time to know why that was the case, but he did garner a lot of African-American support, which is reason alone for the Alex Jones-types to hate him (and his wife).

On the other hand, it's obvious that Jones is unhinged as soon as the first words leave his mouth. It's as if his very tone and speech patterns disrobe him immediately.

Okay, I just learned that Alex Jones writes poetry.