Hey, Steve Bannon's skin is improving.

I'm beginning to think this Gibson fellow isn't quite so stable.

[Trump shitters]

This thread is a clear and present danger to my sanity; I'm getting kind of frantic about it. I may commit a crime and become a fugitive.

Well, nobody who speaks German could be evil

I'm going to Poison all of you for these terrible puns.

So somebody has already done the photoshop of Bannon as the unmasked Vader in Return, right?

Yeah, you're right, no need to wish any harm. But if we're all going to get face melted anyway, can we agree that he should be towards the front of the line?

"..publicly volunteers to be abducted by aliens so he can learn their secrets and return to the Earth in a few years to teach us about their advanced technology." Sorry, I totally get where this line is coming from, but I can't…I can't…not even in a joke. I know that O'Reilly, in a way, represents our species more…

I'm sympathetic to that view. But I guess it depends on what gets reincarnated. If we have access to our previous lives, then that would indeed suck. If it's just our locus of consciousness without access to previous lives, then it doesn't really matter. In this life, I may dread being reincarnated as a clueless…

It's easy to forget that he does anything but puff up his hair all day.

Already resurrected. Oh sorry, spoiler alert.

Who would let their children near these evil fucks? I don't care if it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Seriously, I can't fathom that shit. If this is the eternal afterlife, get me off this ship.

Yeah, now we're letting the reality stars become president.

Shit you guys really need to read your Two Corinthians.

Not another Peep from you!

That's Jesse Watters' job.

To be fair, even if he were white, I think O'Reilly would also care if the guy looked like a liberal or not.

Yeah, I know. Feeling old too, and yet there are new things to be surprised about (that I once took for granted).