I think the problem is that he DOES deliver ROI…to the suits. Everyone else with at least a functioning cortex can go fuck themselves, which would be more pleasant than watching Kevin James.

Wait Kevin James is a comedian? Shit, that completely changes my interpretation of the Paul Blart: Mall Cop duology.

The same one that all those Christians didn't read in their bibles.

Won't somebody please think of the children?

I had a marathon ripper last night; my wife was not amused.

Uh, you have heard of Libertarians haven't you?

Though I didn't like Eyes Wide Shut much on the first viewing, I liked it much better on the second viewing a decade later. No matter what you think, shit would be a pretty strong word for it.

I never quite understood this complaint myself. I suppose it depends on what you're trying to bring out in the story. If you want some fully immersive experience a la Mel Gibson, I suppose everyone needs to be speaking Latin with subtitles. Otherwise, just go with whatever accent you were born with. Having Kevin…

Right, kind of like the way "I love you" in a Hallmark card gives a relationship meaning.

I don't think the decision to kill off everyone as being cynical. If that's what they were "feeling", then they should have gone with it, and they did…to an extent. The part that seems cynical is putting the plans into Leia's hands and leaving off with the word hope. The writer is pretty much admitting that that…

Seriously, I don't understand this "negotiate with yourself and sell out" before you negotiate with the opposition. Relating this to politics: self-compromise was the problem with the Democrats when Obama first stepped into office, look at what that got them. Compromise is fine, but don't compromise with yourself…

They went Around the World for this one.

No term limits on the Big Guy, unfortunately. If the last year has shown us anything, we need to drain the clouds.

Don't remember that, but I do remember being spanked by God on multiple occasions.

Wait, if I change to it, does that mean I would think he's the rapist or would I be his therapist?

By the way, that tree was fully alive and in bloom before he touched it.

Where does the stump end and the Trump begin?

That's what they said about Jessica Rabbit.

Grab'em while they're hot! (between the ages of 16-29).

How do you like them my Queen? Baked, fried, or mashed?