Well, thank you for introducing me to another sack of shit.

Yeah take a number buddy.

You would think that his hair was better at keeping away the electromagnetic waves than a tinfoil hat.

Do you have a website?

Are we all trying to figure out who Asshole Zero is here?

Ha! Me too. It's probably something new, but I think John Oliver should put it on "Why Is This Still a Thing?" already.

Hahahahahaha, that's so funny! Okay, let's check the REAL site:

No ads for Trump's cabinet here, please.

Internet of dongs

I think you can leave out the SWM part. First, the WM part is assumed. Second, given that this site styles itself after Trump, the S is not likely either. It's kind of like Ashley Madison for people who are too big of a douchebag for Ashley Madison.

Where's Michael Gross when you need him?

I think we just uncovered Google's next feature for Maps.

On a recent visit to Cambridge, I saw a turkey just walking down city streets. Weird.

I think they're trying to figure out how the wavefunction collapsed.

By the way, as a geologist you probably knew about this way before, but I thought I'd share with others. Have you seen this map?

Oh dear. I salute you my friend. You were (or still are) doing god's work so that the rest of us can have good places to go to.

Trigger warning!

Safety school!

Sorry, you got this wrong. The error was in capitalization. It should read Geo-physics—the science of shitty cars—and Astro-physics—the science of cartoon dogs from the future.

To be fair, Chelgren's degree is probably about as valuable as Larry Johnson's.