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Wait a minute, this is the same video sent to new White House staffers.

So, after many years, I watched Karate Kid as an adult recently, and for all of its iconic moments, it's actually a pretty good teenage drama. I loved the interactions between Daniel and his mom the most now; how they dealt with the changes in their lives. I loved the poor vs rich dynamic in Daniel's school. The

I'm sorry the site doesn't quite cater to you anymore. I don't know about you, but I'm a dinosaur using RSS; I still see plenty of entertainment posts available. It's not AVClub's fault that a lot of entertainment has become political. It's not AVClub's fault that political posts get the most comments.

It's the one show on PBS his voters can understand.

Did somebody accidentally trip over your Cryotube plug just like me?

Except that this press conference had more fiction than everything covered by AVClub combined.

"I died for this shit?!" -Jesus

Seriously, he was ranting on and on about how the leaks were illegal. Meanwhile, he's having a sensitive discussion about North Korea out in the open…at Mar-a-Lago.

This isn't saying much, but…Shep Smith is one of the more moderate voices at Fox.

"he's nearly impervious to other opinions"
I think it's the exact opposite. If his skin were any thinner, we would see his organs. As it is, I think its opacity is entirely because it is refilled with Orange Crush every Saturday night.

In the midst of dozens of exasperating conversations I have had with certain know-it-all-know-nothing idiots, I have probably said something to the effect of "why don't you run the country then?" Now we know what that's like.

Seriously. The first portion of the presser, before the questions, was Trump plagiarizing his own campaign speeches.

…combined with being a troll

Repeal the 2nd amendment and…uh…um…let me get back to you.

"You ever see our constitution? So many amendments. I go talk to other countries and their amendments are…so much less. We've got too many amendments in there, I think we need maybe two or three at most, simplify the whole thing. I talk to legal experts, the best in the country, smart folks…Harvard Law…the best;

The same robot that plays the real Paul Ryan only set to "Funny" rather than "Heartless"

Supersymmetry is testable, and physicists have been testing it at LHC for some time now. Experimental particle physicists are getting more and more confident that LHC has now produced enough collisions that we should have seen some signature of supersymmetric partners. Since they haven't, they are starting to rule

Okay, and how are you going to test it? I could equally say that the universe is filled with invisible fairies who can interact with us, but we can't interact with them. That doesn't pass muster as a scientific theory, neither does the infinite regress of simulations; you have to have testable predictions in order

And at least Keanu is aware of his own limitations; plus, he seems to actually care and goes about his business with professionalism, that cannot be said of actors who were blessed with more natural talent but are otherwise shit people.