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I don't know what everyone has against Barbie's. They were a great way for me to teach myself about the birds and the bees when I made them do horribly graphic sex acts with each other growing up.

People have numerous fillers, and as a society we've decided some are better than others. How many times has someone uttered "at the end of the day" in a meeting, and nobody called them out for saying something entirely useless. Similarly, 'basically' and 'pretty much' could go 90% of the time. These phrases get

Seriously though, if you suspect a friend has been drugged, take them to the hospital, don't put them in a room and see what happens.

Look, you gotta get it when you can. Besides, if those kids died, he was already working on their replacements. NBD.

I honestly don't understand why someone would choose to date/marry a person with a noted history of spousal abuse. It just boggles my mind. And it's not like Sean Penn's temper has simmered much over the years. I'm actually a little worried about Charlize, I'll be honest.

I've rarely been catcalled (not exactly a super-hottie over here), but when it does happen, the last thing I want to do is actually walk toward these people and engage with them. She's got ovaries of steel.

Well, I guess the upside is that kids in jailbird costumes at Halloween will be more legit...

It's insane to me that the President event has to do make this an executive order. It's like the GOP doesn't even want women, LGBTQ or minorities to vote for them

Solitary, as it stands, is completely inhumane and unacceptable. So how do you then punish someone, who is already in prison, for sexually assaulting someone else who is in prison? What's the next step? I suspect they don't care so much you take away a few privileges. What's the deterrent? I just don't know.

Isn't a panty liner visible underneath a tight swimsuit?

Agreed. Same with very perky nipples, and slight erections. When your so-called "private parts" are somehow visible, it's very hard to focus elsewhere.

I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with a product that stops you from having camel toe. I don't want anyone to have that much information about me. I know a lot of women who insist on wearing leggings as pants with short shirts who could/should invest in a cuchini.

I have a cool last name, and so I want to keep it and pass it on if I have kids. My boyfriend also has a cool last name, and I have a hunch he'd be uncomfortable having kids without his last name. We're both pretty well on board with hyphenating our last names, both taking them, and passing them on.

Personally, I think there's great value in having everyone's DNA on record. How often are DNA samples pulled from crime scenes and not matched because the culprit isn't in the system?

Aren't hair relaxers quite dangerous to use for long periods of time?

Congratulations! I'm sending you good vibes so it sticks :)

The resto not comping your friends food is insane.

Fair point.

Why is Jezebel hating on Blake Lively so much lately? I've yet to see her do anything to really deserve it.

I don't know how well it sells the car, but I'm sold on Tom Hiddleston.