My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

The notion that no meeting is worthwhile is ridiculous (and I realize the original author isn’t suggesting that, but some commenters are). As a long time project manager, I’m a defender of brief, focused, and frequent status/issue meetings. I don’t have a better or more effective way to elicit input from a diverse…

I was just in one the other day where information came to light at that meeting that would have probably taken much longer to surface that saved them time on a wasted pursuit.

Word. The country they're thinking of is Iran, and I would offer to help them pack.

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

Not to mention that whole “Queen Elizabeth II” thing...

Canada was quoted as saying "The fuck you are".

I love that conservative people have started threatening to move to Canada if things in the U.S. don’t go their way. It seems to be pretty recent. If you think Obamacare is stealing your freedom you probably can’t handle Canada.

It’s 2015. Women can be anything. Even assholes.

As a man, I feel I need to say the following:

Does she know that Canada has had a woman PM? (Admittedly for about 5 minutes, but still).

Right? I mean she bought SEVEN LIMES on a tight budget.

Okay but like... Then you have other sad animals filling the space of the sad orcas. Dolphins and belugas and sea lions and walruses don’t do much better than Orcas in these parks, relegating Sea World’s success post orca to these other animals will likely make their existence more miserable than it already is. The…

Eh? It wasn’t saying the deck was stacked against her. People who are rather wealthy saying something about economic inequality doesn’t mean it’s not true.

I was the ONLY friend in my circle who didn’t have a date to prom; which was fine since I had the type of girlfriends who couldn’t give less of a fuck about that sort of thing. We would all dance with each other’s dates and made it more of a communal experience.

One time I was grinding on some guy in the middle of a huge group of people, and I really had to fart. I expected the Ying Yang Twins to hide the sound and the smell of sweaty 16 year olds going through puberty to mask the smell, but boy I was wrong. The tiny fart I let out ended up being the stinkiest thing that has…

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.