Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Do you really want them to step it up? I don’t.

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

I’m a poor who gets SNAP benefits. Yep, I said it. Mr. tidymaze is on disability and I was woefully underemployed for a while (job situation is much improved and will get better).

Fuck this bastard. I’ve been on SNAP, and it is so little, especially for anyone having to eat a medical diet, and it already has so many ridiculous, petty little fuck-you-rules. You cannot buy premade food, unless you are homeless, elderly, or disabled (I can’t generally buy premade food anyway, but lots of other…

Wait just a darn second here. Are you trying to imply that this man has never seen someone spend their entire SNAP allowance for the month on just one 5-pound box of crab legs? Because it is completely realistic and not AT ALL bullshit that someone would spend $30 on one single steak when they get a food allowance of…

It’s not “If I can’t have it, no one can!” though.

In related news, Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin reveals that he knows nothing about (a) steak or (b) how grocery stores work.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

This guy can’t afford steaks on his pay? Maybe he should educate himself and get a better job. Boot straps!

You hear that, Poors? No seafood or steak for you! Who cares if those are foods that are extremely nutritious and give you the most bang for your nutritional buck? If you want to eat fish, stop being so poor already.

Having a fish meal three times a week can help naturally lower your cholesterol. And for pop and snacks- really? Just because you need assistance, you should be eating gruel? Fucking asshole.

This is an entirely true story.

So one time, my dad was in a dog park in DC, and his dog Pete starts humping another dog. The owner of the other dog came over and kicked Pete to get him off of the other dog. My dad, understandably, was like, “WTF dickhead, don’t kick my dog,” and the owner of the other dog responded…

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

My former boss was ranting about how a female co-worker had to leave early to pick up her sick child from school. “It’s irresponsible. I have a kid and you don’t see me ever having to go pick her up because she’s sick.”

When you meet people for the first time and they shake everyone in the group’s hand but yours because you are the only woman. Legit they drop the last man’s hand, look at me and then smile and nod. OHHOHOHOHOFUCK THAT I just stick my hand out obnoxiously and wait until they get uncomfortable and have to shake it. And…

I have a coworker that I CANNOT. STAND. because he is so impossibly sexist. Yesterday he took me around to take a look at some building systems that I am auditing. The amount of “don’t stand too close to that, you’ll get all dirty” and “women aren’t really cut out for this kind of work because it’s too messy” comments…

"Oh, are you the paralegal?"

I was told that my attire was “too corporate” and that I should try to “soften” my look up. My normal attire is button down shirts and slacks, just like the other (male) employees. I asked what the clothing allowance was so that I could replace my presumably offensive wardrobe on the company’s dime.

All the times I’ve said something to a man, was kind of ignored, then what I said was repeated by another man and that turned out to be a great idea/funny/helpful/worthy of attention.