I generally side with the people who are too hot. It’s much easier to put on a sweater than it is to cool down when you’re boiling. (Also problematic: sweat, unavoidable body odor, and the complete inability of focus when you’re overheated.)

I’m not generally a violent person, but there’s just something about this guy that makes me want to punch him in the face repeatedly.

Counterpoint: Wraps are fucking delicious.

That’s what you get for naming your kid Atticus. Hopefully he will be bullied less in school with a new name.

Same sex parent, maybe. But you have to be so careful. Even if it’s completely innocent, an errant comment from the kid in public, in daycare, in school, could be devastating.

Not even. Anytime before the 90s.

Do we really think sites like Ashley Madison et al care enough about their users privacy to shut down? Their entire philosophy is based on immorality.

I’m just sitting here with a pit in my stomach waiting for the truth to come out about what really happened to this poor woman.

Only one question: how can we make sure every woman in this movie gets the best actress Oscar?

As a Nova Scotian, can I just point out that gyro is a disgusting and pitiful excuse for a sandwich and donairs are really the only way to go?

Well, I guess when half of your flagship shows get cancelled because of child molestation accusations, you have to do something.

Well, the good news is he’ll never be president.

Just look at his stupid face.

I feel like legitimately famous people don’t have to deal with as much of the aggressive bullshit because they have a medium by which to have only their voice heard. If they were stalking her or any of the other BS they do, she could easily go on the View or any other show and talk about it. That’s not the case for…

That’s the thing about PR though; you know what’s going to get picked up and what’s going to get trashed. Most of the time, your “news” isn’t really news, and you know it. You just have to hope that when you do have a real newsworthy story, it works out in your favour. My org has had way more media attention in the…

Have you ever tried to resize text boxes in Microsoft Word? It fucks the whole thing up.

That would be awesome. I’ve had great experiences working for orgs like the Parkinson Society and Big Brothers Big Sisters. Hard to feel bad about your PR work when you’re doing it for such a good cause. At the moment I work for a union, which I feel pretty good about because I believe in the cause, but sometimes I…

Eh, you’re in the wrong kind of PR. Get a job doing communications for a non profit and you’ll feel awesome about yourself because your entire job is promoting good, important things.

But it’s all so easy if you can just call everyone who disagrees with you a “loser” and then bomb them.

Trumps supporters are made up of about 80% YouTube comment trolls.