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He then snorted meth off a hooker’s tits, shot two cops and jumped out a window screaming, “MCAFEEEEEEEEE RUUUUULES!”

“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies.” -Insanity Wolf Meme

NEVER REACH ACROSS MY BAR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

And that some of the men have pressured women into having abortions, or at the very least enthusiastically supported their choice to have one. The only moral abortion is my abortion. Every damned time.

I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive

“My press agent told me I’m deeply sorry for anything that may hurt my movie revenues.”

“I’m sorry these bitches couldn’t keep their damn mouths shut so I guess I’m sorry I beat them up. Please still see my movie.”

Legacy protection ain’t easy, eh, Dre?

Great shots. Everything looks like it was built ten times stronger than it needed to be. The engineers visiting here today are probably getting a real kick out of this.

It’s peen sink washing!

The term “balls out” or “balls to the wall” came from these old centrifugal governors. The faster they spin the further out they are.

I can’t get over how clean all the machinery looks! I wonder how much time it takes to keep it maintained?

Now that’s how you steampunk!

I’m like...........

“As Vice reported, one victim testified that she used to pray for Jehovah to put angels around her bed to keep her father from raping her. “

i want to punch each one of those plaster decorations in the face

Stef, if you don’t stop posting about this guys’ private BS, Puffalump’s gonna get it: