Can you not call him a moron? Can you call him a rape apologist and psychopath. Moron just doesn't quite cover how fucking insane his thinking is.

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

Out of budget or not, send a damn thank you note.

I love how most of these people default to “pussification” or “sissify.”

I am 31 and I still love me the sweet, sweet booze, but dear God, I hate shots so much. I drink to chill with my friends and relax into a nice buzz, not to get shitfaced in the shortest amount of time possible.

We have been house hunting for months. I go straight to the master bath, look at the tub and see if there is room for my mini fridge. Because I do not effing play.

I wasted all of my 20’s trying to pretend I didn’t just want to drink wine at home in a bubble bath. I went to a million great parties and hated every minute of it. Embrace the old - so much better that way.

I did the clubbing thing and the rave thing. It was so fun when I was in college and early 20s. And then one day I was like. No thanks man, I like not feeling like shit the rest of my weekend.

I had a coworker ask me to dance at a Christmas party once and I gave him my best April Ludgate and said “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DANCE? NO. It looks like I sit at home and smoke pot and listen to records.”

He laughed and bought me a beer and we talked about music all night.

And WOW I just got really, really sad because I…

haha, it’s the dream! I basically just went from getting drunk in bars with friends to getting drunk in the bathtub by myself. Well, not totally alone. My cat likes to play with the bubbles.

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

Comfortable shoes and bubble bath wine bottles? You’re living your best life (and mine)...

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

Pregnant pubic crab.

I feel that way about most chromed wheels.

I would bring auto jobs back to Michigan!

His attitude is exactly that of an immature bully.not exactly sure that resonates well with presidential material.

Use of gas? I have your suspects!