I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

I used to be an editor... I think this could be significantly improved without overhauling the sentence (because writers are so touchy):

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

This is rape.

YEAH EXACTLY. Like, “Tampons are stupid and don’t work, but let’s make sure people who don’t have access to them can get some!” Uh...

Thousands of 11 year old girls just wrote a note to themselves: If DEFCON 1 nightmare situation happens in gym, pretend it was a political statement.

“Menses” is SO MUCH worse. Ew.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

I don’t think it makes any sense to blur it, given the topic, but damn, that’s pretty gross. I mean, really, why not just wear a tampon.

i mean i’ve seen published, non-pixelated photos of marath0n runners with literal shit running down their legs

I would have also accepted proboobly.

Oh FFS. The only harm Cosmo ever did was somehow convince me in the 1997 Bedside Astrologer that there are actually “365 Ways to Light His Fire”.

I WANT ALL OF THIS TO BE TRUE.

I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.

I dont know. Here we have 60 weeks in total, that can be split between the mother and the father to a ratio that suit them. It’s not offered by the company (the first 8 weeks are actually, but it’s mandatory) but by the gorvement (52 weeks), so everyone can benefit from it. This apply to every parents (same sex or…

Ahh, thanks. I’m surprised when I hear about some of the stuff US women, and some men, have to deal with. I live in (world-renowned bastion of human rights) China and we’re entitled to 14 weeks paid leave, legal government-provided abortions and can buy OTC BC at the general store. It’s astounding to me at times.

No Snark here, I believe the finest thing Mariah ever did was her role in Precious. She was unrecognizable and brilliant. She wasn’t playing “Mariah”, she was a real, bonafide actress with immense talent.

I’ve been at MS for over 7 years and have yet to see anyone penalized for taking maternity or paternity leave. MS is a good place for women, as long as you don't mind being the only woman in a meeting room full of men. (I previously worked at IBM, which has considerably better gender diversity.)

I like this new game of corporate benefit one-uppsmanship.

Awe. Apparently it wasn’t his saying though. Eh, Dad’s. They impart us with knowledge that may or may not have been lifted from elsewhere.