Or a tattoo, just below the waist.

now there’s a door mat I’d like to see - “No Religion Beyond This Line”

“Your religion stops at MY doorstep”

I see. That makes more sense, but when it’s distilled into “we have to opt-out, which is forcing us to do this thing we’re opting out of” then my brain breaks. Also, I think I need a snack.

Good. Now maybe they can actually help the poor instead of wasting time with bullshit lawsuits.

It’s almost like women have a choice in their healthcare choices...

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

Thank you for saying what I wanted to say, but I'm too goddamn pissed off to find the words.

The Jesus’ are killing it today.

Don’t want to follow employment laws? Then get out of the health care and education and adoption fields, stick to operating your religious institutions, and employ no one who isn’t actively involved in your ministry. We don’t need you. Really, we don’t. Frankly, most of us would be better off if you weren’t around to…

oh ffs just because you decided to sell your vagina to Jesus doesn’t mean the rest of us did.

Would these be the same Christian Brothers involved in child sex abuse basically all over the globe? I can see why they’d be against birth control; they couldn’t have kids (openly) so they needed you to have them for fresh fodder. I am so over religious organizations claiming high ground on sexual morals when they’ve…

‘Believing that every human person has God-given worth’

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

Just about half my age and twice as wise

I like this girl but I am disturbed by her appropriation of my naturally occurring gray hair. I EARNED this silver and snow missy! /joke

And she’s only 16?!? She’s going to be so wonderfully terrifying someday.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.