Or (I’m guessing) way to lie in a statement and call your wife leaving you for another man an affair.

Uh, there’s something horrifically evil about putting the blame on “things that tempt you” for things you do that result in damaging your own marriage.

Way to talk about your wife’s affair in a statement asking people to respect your privacy, asshole. You do not deserve an amazing name like Tullian Tchividjian.

A former Playboy Bunny, who also appeared on a reality show about life in the mansion, wants ATTENTION? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Of course, it would be wrong – so wrong – to suggest that Hefner ever did anything “for attention.” Did he have multiple girlfriends “for attention?” Nope. Hef just loves the ladeez. Did he invite the cameras into the mansion simply “for attention?” Nope. That was just generosity. Is he desperately trying to stay…

Girls, girls, get that cash

Women aren’t held “at gunpoint, against their will” in emotionally abusive relationships, so do you absolve those husbands/boyfriends as well?

Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives

I cannot, no. Who could resist Engagement Thing? And you would, of course, have to ask him to be the Thing Bearer at your wedding.

Oh God EVEN BETTER.

you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

One of my colleagues and I talked about this for a long time today actually, at a more macro level than the Rachel Dolezal story itself, which clearly is bonkers. I am also half-Hispanic (Mexican mother), and although I look just like my dad (very white!), my parents are divorced, I grew up with mom and her family,…

Count me in. I’ve got a pic somewhere of me cussing up a storm while trying to take off my downpipe.

Crap, I’ve been treating these as instructional an no matter how many times I point a sawzaw or hedge trimmer into the engine bay I still can’t fix my rear differential

It happens a lot really. I brought my 325i with a 5 speed manual to trade it in for an FR-S, and the salesperson drove my car once to park it at a different spot, then came back with the keys to the FR-S and asked me if I could drive a stick. I stared at him for 5 seconds before he realized his mistake. Driving a…

I often grind random pieces of metal while crouching over them in my underwear and hideous shoes... not.

GIS female mechanic, second shot.

I hereby nominate $kay and I to create “Jalopnik’s Super-Realistic Girls Working On Cars” photo album. :D

You don’t use Pipe Wrenches on Terlets!

In defense of the lady with oil all over her. I cannot open a fucking hood without getting grease and dirt all over me. I swear to God. It’s like it just jumps up on my face. If I do some actual work, it’s all over me. I have been taking a shower and found a greasy hand print in between my shoulder blades. I can’t…