Uhhh that’s impossible. The Devil was with me smokin’ a joint in the church parking lot. I think this lady's just an asshole. Apparently it runs in the family, her son sounds like a real winner too.

I think she meant the devil’s food cake was in her.

So, does this mean the F1 world can go two weeks without Nico’s annoying whining and bitching...?

I see those timestamps or hear how late someone stays and inwardly snark:

“I didn’t even have time to pee today!” - Proud Americans

We can chalk this up to a larger societal problem, which is how Americans work themselves to death and sacrifice everything to appear busy. This “cult of busy” rewards people for boasting about how tired they are and why. Downtime and vacations are a dirty word in corporate America and despite how busy we are, we…

Last I checked, all sperm are busted at least once.

Biology. You crazy.

Only minority sperm ever get busted for loitering.

“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”

Let’s just face it - we all clicked on this, and now we have to deal with knowing we clicked on it.

- Margaret Atwood

This really brings the quote “men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them” to life. Jesus.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”

Man she must really hate to drive if an hour long drive caused “incontinence”

Chicago and Pittsburgh are two of my all-time favorite cities to eat, drink and party in. I’ve never had a bad time, bad beer, or bad food in either place.

I LOVE THIS

Oh, I’m glad you asked. It’s really stupid. But kinda 10th grade funny.

To garnish the martini. What do you think we are, Republicans?