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People in the funeral industry often need someone to talk to about some of the shit they see, but that “someone” should not be your barber.

Low testosterone can cause things like mood swings, lack of focus, and irritation (among other things), which I totally have never seen in male politicians because they’re powered by rationality.

“WHAT?! When did this SJW bullshit-fueled travesty take place? A woman can’t be a world leader, because of the hormones and the lady brains and lady scapulas, plus her menstrual blood will attract bears. Everybody knows this, and nobody wants BEAR GANGS loitering around their country’s capitol, but look at this mess!

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

It’s 2015. Women can be anything. Even assholes.

there are also some GORG peach/champagne sapphire rings, which allows you to get a stone almost as hard as a diamond (unlike morganite which is pretty soft).

I LOVE the middle polka dotted one. I wish they were all like that. Not sharpened to points though, I do not get that at all. If I didn't accidentally injure someone else I'd poke a hole in my vag trying to wipe.

Amen. As much as I appreciate and covet the boob, it's not necessary in racing and only dissuades the world's daughters from participating in a sport they'd otherwise feel welcome in.

Which is why you should watch WEC. No grid girls, and better cars (and tires!).

I dont normally give a shit what the Daily Mail says, but if anyone has been genuinely affected by anything they have seen after the Shanghai GP then please refer to the attatched meme.

did someone say boobs?

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What about Graham Norton? WHO IS SPEAKING FOR HIM????

This is my face right now

Why all the sudden attention? He caught no grief when he sprayed this grid girl.

Yeah I'd like to see a story about all the free shit people fuck shops out of on a daily basis. My husband works at a large chain shop and they give stuff away for free and for massive discounts constantly because people are such assholes.

I approve of your avatar.

Yep. Up until that point I thought this was a guy who missed the intimacy of his relationship with his wife. But no, it was about sex. She couldn't consent, no prob! That makes him a rapist.

Buller said staff members will testify that Henry Rayhons appeared to understand that his wife could no longer consent to sex. “You’ll hear that the defendant said, ‘That is not a problem,’ “ the prosecutor said. “… If he had stayed true to his word, we wouldn’t be here today.”

So did I until this part: