Shhhhh...Don’t you know life is precious until it is born?

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

I know the bystander effect is real and you can’t know how you’ll react in a situation like this until you’re in it, but goddamn, I seriously can’t imagine not doing anything to help a person being assaulted. That poor woman. I hope she sees justice.

Dang. That's impressive. But I wish she didn't make it look so easy. I like it when you can see and hear the singer work their ass off, hitting notes through sheer determination. I wonder if she'll still be able to sing this in ten years when she doesn't have the benefit of being young and having the agile vocal cords…

I don’t know, who is boobs?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes gender-neutral with “asshole.” Plus, in this case it just fits so well.

I agree. She needs to run for Congress.

Not only did she drive the cars, but all the Vin Diesel fight scenes? Her with make up.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

releasing this to the public

All this for some dumb DVD players and radios.

Actually, it stimulates the senses. All of them.
Especially uplifting trance, deep house, melodic dubstep.
But if you don’t like that kind of music, we can’t force it on you either.

Thank you for validating my vasectomy.

I guess this would be called posthummus.

Chicken wire and filler.

Those sonsofbitches can’t even spell “believe.”

I was sexually assaulted in college but lucky(?) enough to fight off my attacker before he could rape me on the street. To make a long story short, the police were not helpful and he was a stranger to me so I had no idea who he is. So that was fun.

It seems he cheated on her and can't get over it? He wrote an article about their relationship and is now intellectualizing the whole thing in an attempt to make himself feel better. Which is fine if you do it in private, but not when you do it in a public setting and let pictures of your ex be posted.

This article was brutal, and I couldn't even figure out what his "points" had to do with marriage specifically. They could apply to any dysfunctional couple.