BCO is the only thing I look forward to on Mondays .

It reads like someone is writing a character study for a book about a sad, lonely, famous girl.

I seriously debated it, but when I looked only Chicago was left, and that would add a flight and hotel into the cost, but if they add another screening in DC (or Baltimore or Philly) I may more seriously consider it. I am probably going to go for the $75 package because I kind of want the badge and shirt.

Does America count as a very poor country?

Maybe she could just carve out some time for pooping? That seems like the biggest problem of all, I can't imagine.

I was hoping for something more along the lines of... no, actually porn will do fine.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Thanks! Never been here before, but everyone seems like a real dick! Can't wait to see what else it has to offer!

I told my current girlfriend how amazing my old ex was. About all her great qualities, and what they brought out in me. About how it forced me to grow up, and how I was always pushing to feel like I was as good as her.

if I had a $25k wedding budget.. i'd 100% blow it on this and have it in my backyard, offer them a beer, and have the time of my goddamn life with them.

Yes. I can quote pretty much the entire thing. My sister and I annoyed basically everyone who came within 50 feet of us for several years doing that. The number of times I've told someone I don't want a large Farva is in the hundreds.

I'd extend it and say maybe a New England thing, at least, since I know plenty of female fans in MA. It probably does help the relatability of laughing at state troopers with no real problems to deal with. But I'd say that's sort of a small aspect of the movie as a whole.

Seriously? Of course. I'm a woman, and I love it. And I was introduced to it by a female friend, who is notably also a Vermonter (I am not).

I love this movie so very, very much, and I am very much a woman. I was having a discussion recently with friends regarding what we consider to be the ten most quotable comedies, and this was my top pick. If I had $25K I would definitely do this but since that is more than our entire wedding budget it is…

That would be *interesting*.

To be honest, in all the boyfriends I had before I met my husband, the thing that was a huge red flag for me and warning sign was a guy who didn't appreciate his ex's or talked poorly about them. If you loved someone enough to be with them for 2 years, you should at least think enough about them to not trash them to…

Discuss your ex like they are a human being worthy of respect.

This whole article had me like:

The dancing girl wanted some Wang, so the station delivered.

Oh for the love of god, lady, there's is no need for all this verbal diarrhea.