Seriously Kyle, that is the worst troll reporting.....ever. Get a life.....Kyle said, "Stopped trying to impress"....are you mentally challenged Kyle?

WOOF

Am I the only one that think that this "thing" look horrendous?

And clearly he was willing to share the money with them. They could have been set for life if they had been good parents, but now they're cut off and possible facing civil charges. Morons.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Actually, in PA I am pretty sure there a lot of politicians that think school is welfare. They have been trying to privatize it with charter schools. I think they would be happen if there were no public schools at all.

She did not murder a polar bear.

So over the way this is being portrayed nationally.

If they ever block both Jez and Jalopnik, I'm so going to be the most productive employee ever.

Next week on Jezebel: Female productivity in the work place sky rockets in Washington DC.

"I wonder why a feminist blog would be disabled while Deadspin, Gawker, Kotaku, etc. remain available?"

He's probably ecstatic... All he cares about is people buying electric cars, this is like getting a Halo car for 0 in development. And it's probably still slower to 60 than the P85D

Remember, if you aren't doing anything wrong,you have nothing to worry about. Until you are doing nothing wrong and they knock down your door and shoot you.

"reflex-like involuntary muscle contraction" in Bullock's right hand

And run for office and encourage others to run for office. We need more people involved at all levels of government.

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

Why? Why do we keep doing this? I can't with this glorified plural marriage big love sister wives bullshit.

This is how I feel about watching a single second of this or any other season.

This is how I feel about The Bachelor in general:

This looks like the blood vessels in my head during my commute this morning...