My husband gets this a lot when acquaintances find out what I do, and correctly assume I make more than he does. Then after he confirms this in an non-dramatic way they act shocked and usually follow up with “doesn’t that piss you off?” or something to that effect. He always gives a similar answer: “No, why the hell…

It has everything to do with how available the spouses are to each other is and the opportunities they have to cheat.

I make way more than my husband and he cheated on me. He has admitted to several reasons for his affair, but none of them had to do with my income, more to do with his business tanking and serious depression. He has always been extremely supportive of my career and defends me when acquaintances question our earning…

I was thinking the same thing, gloves are cheap people!

Thank you for sharing this, HILARIOUS!!

“I’m walking out of here with these, I’m not paying, and you useless cunts know why”.

OMG we did too!!! My sister made it, it was amazing!

'Thinking it over, the Republican senator told...'

This isn't about some neighborhood racism, it's about a cop assaulting a minor after she followed his orders.

Aw, I sure as hell wouldn't, I always have lots of veg dishes just in case someone doesn't dig on meat. It's the polite thing to do as a host :)

You're invited anytime purely based on that boss avatar :)

What the fuck is a 'green tea latte' anyway? Are there people out there putting milk in their green tea or green tea in their coffee lattes? NONE OF THESE MAKE ANY SENSE!

I don't know, I hear s'mores is really fuckin good.

Dunkin Doughnuts is promoting their new line of cookie flavored iced coffees...Oreo, chocolate chip, etc.

Today I learned that a 16oz Starbucks Americano has 225mg of caffeine while their basic iced coffee only has 165mg.

I would totally buy that shirt, and fuck yes ALL THE COOL KIDS FROM JEZEBEL ARE INVITED!

I’ll bet money he knocked up a minor. That would def kill Oprah’s buzz.

God dammit. Well, I learned something today, THANKS INTERNET!!

Yeah wtf kind of diet says no beans but potatoes are A-OK??

“Visably pregnant” huh? Good luck with that sparky.