So you’re advocating they whip out EPTs and demand every visiting woman pop a squat in customs?

"I'm proud of my curves which were formed on a diet of meat and dairy, let me sell you this diet that includes neither."

"Bottom line: X is bullshit, eat more guac" is my new motto for life.

You just put my bitching into proper perspective. I'm very sorry for the time you spent with this person that you can never get back.

There is absolutely delicious food outside of those parameters, but for me it seems ridiculous to jump from diet to diet and exclude homemade healthy food at a party on some random ass whim.

I'm sick of all of it. We shouldn't even be having this nitpicking conversation.

You’re right, and no she was not rude like that.

But she couldn’t (wouldn’t) touch any of my other stuff - homemade hummus, fuckin amazing potato salad, vinegar slaw fresh cut corn with cilantro sour cream dressing, gorgeous fresh cut pineapple and strawberries...

It's my ticket out of this damn cubicle.

I just threw a lunch party for some girlfriends, and the one who is always crash dieting and obsessing on the latest metafilter trending article shows up and is like ‘I’m on the Whole 30 diet so I can’t have any fruit, legumes, gluten, alcohol, sugar or dairy for 30 days. It’s only been a week but I feel SO much…

What is there is correct, so I'm assuming they fixed it, and now your post makes no sense.

Oh my. Here I thought whole the ‘flawless’ and ’I woke up like this’ thing was to promote healthy body image and self-love for being the way you are.

What the hell is this? I am totally intrigued...

The Kate Moss story is the most Kate Moss thing ever written and I LOVE IT.

Yes, it is 'these days', this is a brand new rule for 2015, before that there were no radio rules.

This was my exact thought as well, when I saw this headline I was like - oh gee what a surprise that this is what is worth reporting on in F1.

Good point.

So because he stuck around you automatically think he couldn't be involved? It's pretty cheap to off a person these days.

A 49 year old woman with a rare pregnancy related disorder named Carrie Bradshaw disappeared the day she’s supposed to give birth?

Wow that was...surprisingly humble and clear. I tend to dislike Jason Alexander but this was very good.