Gee guys, maybe you could think about finally changing your fucking awful website header from 'Jezebel - Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women' to, literally anything else. I love Jezebel, but cannot understand why you undermine yourselves and your journalism with that crappy and incorrect description.

About a month ago a friend was telling the story of his Fairfax County PD encounter. His wife called the cops about a domestic dispute (he was being a dickhead, but according to him hadn't put his hands on her). He is black, former military, guns in the house, and she relayed this to the operator.

I love how Pelosi pushes him away at the end.

"I imagine you're probably just nursing your lady parts with a bag of ice right now?"

"That's all we want to do: blow them away."

I didn't watch it, but I applaud the equal objectification of pretty yet dumb people.

Which is why I love you.

This was very interesting, thanks to you and your volunteers for doing it!

Picking her up from the airport, taking out the trash, moving out of state for his job. Some compromises are bigger than others, but we do these things because we want to create a generous, giving relationship.

VOTE.

I...salute your naiveté.

Hell no, that would be a waste of Warren's time.

I'm assuming she was raised by people who purchased all their chicken and chicken byproducts pre-formed and breaded.

Well then for the love of god un-grey me. It's driving me nuts, and those don't have ANY botanicals.

"Greek yogurt-flavored chunks" sounds like the most god fucking awful thing ever.

Ok hotshot, how do you really say it?

Seriously. I once had to run the chef around because some lady came in, ordered pad thai and proclaimed she was 'deathly allergic to fish sauce.' At a THAI restaurant.

Why didn't you take the opportunity to refuse to sell her the veggie dog based on her admission she was allergic?

Too many airbags.

I have a friend that ate her first piece of bone-in chicken at age 34. It was a (delicious) wing at a pub. To this day she is not a fan of bone-in chicken because she "doesn't know how to eat it."