I'm picturing something like she was trying to scam TJ's for free shit after purposefully botching the brownies. Then realized she screwed up and bought her way out of what she thought was 'getting caught.'

So apparently you're missing the part where

She replies, "In that case, I'll have a veggie dog."

'What's better for my baby; Gin or a Long Island?'

Oh my what a lovely shovel you have.

Short version: I done fucked up.

I love this picture more than chocolate. Dead serious.

That same situation just happened in central PA and that mofo is heading directly to jail, full stop. So not all churches are this evil? I guess?

Awesome story.

Jesus Christ, where is the other half of her bicep? Or does she simply not posses them?

How about they are expelled because they are documented raging fucking psychopaths in general who should never have access to vulnerable unconscious people? Would that shut up the 'free speech' douchebags?

I once spent $1500 on a surgery to save my cat's life.

I love this so much.

I wish I could give you more stars.

All I want is a regular station wagon with 1500 lbs towing capacity and a manual transmission from a regular non-premium dealer.

I've seen that guy (gal?) too. You'll always be the original clever, central PA loving jalop to me though.

I don't think they photoshopped her curves out, you can still see them but it's hard because the sides of her dress are black against the black car behind her.

Some advice for new Hellcat buyers? How about: immediately following your purchase please practice driving your car somewhere trees/other drivers/pedestrians aren't readily available.