My little sister went through that phase too - where she had one long-term relationship after another with domineering, abusive assholes who made her miserable. Honestly the last straw that finally made her see the light was me - her only sister - telling her I wouldn't go to her wedding and she'd never babysit my…

Lies to tell myself?? Honey this time of year is for lying to EVERYONE ELSE. Namely my crazy ass, dysfunctional family. This year will be a repeat of last year's "oh sorry I'll have to miss that lovely (nightmarish) Christmas dinner, we'll be in Florida visiting husband's family..."

I'm calling it - MADE IN SPACE is going to be the next big label all the cool kids want.

I was wondering, thanks!

...or if he's just rubbing his tactics in the face of everyone who wanted him imprisoned.

And leeches.

Not cool, man.

Wow, Lt. Uhura is aging VERY well!

You had me until 100,000k. No, no you cannot buy a decent house 'anywhere' for 100k, not even in my country-ass section of central PA.

Now you know how Phyllis Schlafly makes us feel.

You're goddamn right part of the blame lies with the person who sold them this car. The other part of the blame lies with whoever renewed their drivers licenses.

I'll be your adult virtual internetz friend! No benefits.

This one time (at band camp) I helped organize a political event through Facebook. Of the 100,000 or so members of the group page we were representing and reaching out to about 1,200 RSVP'd 'Going.' Not the greatest, but ok whatever.

A friend verbally told me she couldn't make it to my wedding, and then one week before text messaged me asking if she and her date could come. I replied "already gave your seat to someone else." She did not show up :)

That party sounds fun as hell, I wish I was invited to stuff like that more often - I'D HAVE ACTUALLY SHOWN UP!!

Shit like this won't end until we stop rewarding shock-stupidity-as-entertainment with money.

Sure Bill, let's do that but first let's print out our "Real Sex-Ed in Schools" shirts. I'll expect you to wear one on your next show to show support for your own idea.

I'll read all the historical write-ups you have to give lady. Bang up job, seriously.

Hospital administrators were later quoted as saying, "What the hell are you people pissed about now, she was dead BEFORE she got here!"

But did you dream?