Ok hotshot, how do you really say it?

Seriously. I once had to run the chef around because some lady came in, ordered pad thai and proclaimed she was 'deathly allergic to fish sauce.' At a THAI restaurant.

Why didn't you take the opportunity to refuse to sell her the veggie dog based on her admission she was allergic?

Too many airbags.

I have a friend that ate her first piece of bone-in chicken at age 34. It was a (delicious) wing at a pub. To this day she is not a fan of bone-in chicken because she "doesn't know how to eat it."

I'm picturing something like she was trying to scam TJ's for free shit after purposefully botching the brownies. Then realized she screwed up and bought her way out of what she thought was 'getting caught.'

So apparently you're missing the part where

She replies, "In that case, I'll have a veggie dog."

'What's better for my baby; Gin or a Long Island?'

Oh my what a lovely shovel you have.

Short version: I done fucked up.

I love this picture more than chocolate. Dead serious.

That same situation just happened in central PA and that mofo is heading directly to jail, full stop. So not all churches are this evil? I guess?

Awesome story.

Jesus Christ, where is the other half of her bicep? Or does she simply not posses them?

How about they are expelled because they are documented raging fucking psychopaths in general who should never have access to vulnerable unconscious people? Would that shut up the 'free speech' douchebags?

I once spent $1500 on a surgery to save my cat's life.

I love this so much.

I wish I could give you more stars.