All I want is a regular station wagon with 1500 lbs towing capacity and a manual transmission from a regular non-premium dealer.

I've seen that guy (gal?) too. You'll always be the original clever, central PA loving jalop to me though.

I don't think they photoshopped her curves out, you can still see them but it's hard because the sides of her dress are black against the black car behind her.

Some advice for new Hellcat buyers? How about: immediately following your purchase please practice driving your car somewhere trees/other drivers/pedestrians aren't readily available.

My little sister went through that phase too - where she had one long-term relationship after another with domineering, abusive assholes who made her miserable. Honestly the last straw that finally made her see the light was me - her only sister - telling her I wouldn't go to her wedding and she'd never babysit my…

Lies to tell myself?? Honey this time of year is for lying to EVERYONE ELSE. Namely my crazy ass, dysfunctional family. This year will be a repeat of last year's "oh sorry I'll have to miss that lovely (nightmarish) Christmas dinner, we'll be in Florida visiting husband's family..."

I'm calling it - MADE IN SPACE is going to be the next big label all the cool kids want.

I say this in all seriousness: PUSSIES.

I was wondering, thanks!

...or if he's just rubbing his tactics in the face of everyone who wanted him imprisoned.

And leeches.

Not cool, man.

Wow, Lt. Uhura is aging VERY well!

You had me until 100,000k. No, no you cannot buy a decent house 'anywhere' for 100k, not even in my country-ass section of central PA.

Now you know how Phyllis Schlafly makes us feel.

You're goddamn right part of the blame lies with the person who sold them this car. The other part of the blame lies with whoever renewed their drivers licenses.

I'll be your adult virtual internetz friend! No benefits.

This one time (at band camp) I helped organize a political event through Facebook. Of the 100,000 or so members of the group page we were representing and reaching out to about 1,200 RSVP'd 'Going.' Not the greatest, but ok whatever.

A friend verbally told me she couldn't make it to my wedding, and then one week before text messaged me asking if she and her date could come. I replied "already gave your seat to someone else." She did not show up :)