My theory is that every F&F movie after the first one was actually a dream that Dom had in a coma after wrecking his black Charger while racing Brian across the train tracks. In reality, he’s a vegetable.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

We need to get Chris Pine to star in a movie dramatizing this historic victory. My working title is Bleu Steal.

128 Month Financing signed with a Vape Pen. 

countless restaurants across the country that peddle these lies to sell $18 salads and $45 pork chops.

Black Hole 2020

It goes into your intake to ‘swirl the air’, which results in more even air distribution to your combustion chambers, and, therefore, more power, less wasted fuel (by not running so rich, since there’s SO MUCH MORE AIR), and, best of all, TORNADO TECHNOLOGY.

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

I appreciate you lifting the curtain on this beef.

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

Hoosier needs to make a model of tire called “Daddy”

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

“Help me, BMW enthusiast.  You’re my only hope.”

DID YOU TRY THE SCAMPI YET, MATE?!!!???! IT’S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!

2nd Gear: Audi All-Star Resigns Rather Abruptly

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Big, dumb, and outrageously expensive. It’s the Border Wall as a car.