Space-ISIS you say?  This sounds like a job for Space Force.

Tesla Recalls Thousands of Models Over Sudden Right Turn

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

This is why populations decline. We reach a level of prosperity where all the handbrakes disappear, girls stop being impressed with sweet handbrake turns, and pretty soon we go extinct as a species.

Does this mean that these owners have to *shudder* drive the car themselves?!

Misprint, shouldn’t this have been “Bullitt”proof? This should help out with those C&C mishaps.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Tesla will not lose money on this model because it’ll never exist.

Should be enough for the headline every day.

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

Its going to be hard turning it left when it just wants to go right, into the stands.

True.

Camp in a Tesla that was built in a tent.  Makes sense to me.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

Just make sure it has a spoiler. Wouldn’t want that high-speed lift.

I won’t ask who hurt you but obviously it was someone named Crystal.