How funny. The other day, my brother and I went to test drive a new Giulia and we were talking about how despite how pretty the car is and how well it drives, we probably wouldn’t recommend it to anyone because it would probably break down. Gotta love that legendary Alfa reliability.

This is awesome! Hopefully Williams’ idiotic neighbors will finally get their heads out of the asses and stop bothering him. But who are we kidding? They fought Williams for six freaking years, so what are the odds they’ll come up with some other stupid reason to hassle him for another six years?

Pretty sure rental car companies will either:

The current generation Accord comes standard with a rear view camera across all trims. There should be absolutely no reason this dope couldn’t parallel park their car. Someone needs their license revoked.

I think someone at Acura must be kicking themselves right about now. The ZDX was a few years too early (and too “beaky”). If Acura had decided to push the ZDX out now with the updated corporate grill, then maybe they might have another decent selling SUV like thing on their hands. Oh well...

Yes, and I own one of these mystery Honda vehicles, though with a soft top...or maybe I’m just dreaming and Honda never actually made this vehicle? What’s going on? What’s real anymore? Someone tell me!

Ah yes, more wisdom from Fancy Kristen. Precisely what we all need.

My best friend enjoys vibrantly colored nail polishes as well. I have a bottle of touch-up paint for my S2000 (laguna blue pearl) and once gave it to her to try as nail polish. Maybe this will convince her that car colors work as nail polish too! 

What? No! Now what do I have to live for?!

I sometimes get some flak for not having watched Titanic. Maybe if it had more explosions, I’d be more interested.

Well, I suppose that means I should hang on to mine and enjoy it while I still can.

There’s always the Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. It looks like these are going for about $130k right now. Don’t even think about a 599 GTO though. The cheapest one I saw was still well over $600k.

This was definitely the first car I thought of when I saw “V12" and “three pedals.”

I like the Elise, but I’m good. I have an S2000...but imagine if if the Elise were powered by an F20C/F22C...

And in California, we’re all apparently idiots. “Oh, no room on the otherside? Whatever, I’ll just plop my car in the intersection and block traffic. No one cares!”

Wow, I like that blue. If I need another sports car in my garage, I know what color I’m going to be getting!

Ended up with a 1997 Honda Accord LX against my will as my first car. How did I cope? I modded it so that it would at least be tolerable. 

I’m expecting this to be the next big competition fighter at EVO 2018.

This! Right here! I hope someone from Honda/Acura reads this website because this is pretty much how everyone feels about Acura these days.

Fair enough. Can we assume Fancy Kristen has fully staffed homes scattered across Peru?