Is Fancy Kirsten claustrophobic? Wouldn’t Fancy Kristen prefer the fancy luxury train make stops at fancy luxury hotels along the way?

All it took was Trump essentially threatening the livelihood of one of his companies (in this instance, Tesla) to get him to back out. Yeah, great...

What, you don’t go around calling things you think are cool “Bad Mamma Jammas?”

This is definitely one of those “I’ll believe it when I see it” moments. Then again, considering that the BRZ/GT86 should be near the end of its lifecycle, I wouldn’t be all that suprirsed that Subaru would try and push out a “special edition” of the vehicle to make one last sales push before the next gen version…

Same experience, different car. In my case, it’s a second gen, pre-face lift, silver Honda Fit Sport, and those things seem to be freaking everywhere in Los Angeles, but not to the same degree as Toyota Corollas though.

I’m glad the sedan doesn’t have the hideous rear wing of the of coupe.

Hey, some people need to be ready to style hair at a moments notice!

Can we get a perspective on this car from “wealthy” Kristen? Would this be something she’d buy?

Oh yes, would hoon big time

So, is this all it takes to write for Jalopnik? If that’s the case, sign me up! Look, I can write something similar too:

Hey FCA, when can we expect the Hellcat/Demon powered Ram?

I read the title of the article and thought it was going to be written by “wealthy” Kristen. This seems completely up her alley.

Honda S2000...but I might be biased because I own one and live near the beach...sooooooo...take my response with a grain of salt?

I think I need to stop staring at my computer monitor all day. It’s screwing with my eyes. I could have sworn you had a dragon tattoo running from your upper thigh all the way down your leg, Kristen. Upon closer inspection, it was leggings.

I still remember the first time I took a car that wasn’t designed for long road trips on a long road trip. The second I got out of the car and checked into my hotel, I didn’t want to go anywhere else, and dreaded the drive home.

You want a good dealership experience? I’ll give you two.

You know what I really fucking hate? Dealers that judge you simply based on how you look. I’ve had two really lousy experiences in the past with dealers. One BMW dealer and one Lexus dealer in particular.

I’m still really skeptical about this Si. For $2,600 less, you can get a Sport Hatchback with the 6MT, and then use that $2,600 to get a Hondata ECU reflash, which will make the car produce more power and torque than the Si. With the money left over, you could probably tweak the suspension and brakes to Si levels, and…

The homunculus theory works, and if the series ever needs to be retconned, they can do a whole “Matrix” type thing where the humans inside the cars start waking up and revolting against their four-wheeled masters. 

Couldn’t agree more! I’ve had McDonald’s and Pizza Hut in Taiwan. Tastes way better than what we have here in the states. But Chinese fast food in America? Garbage compared to the real thing.