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Nah, this is still the best way to remove a targa top:

Car Buying Public: We’ll stop calling you boring when you actually make something exciting again. 

Are you sure you’re not secretly a dad who just likes telling dad jokes for a living?

Seriously, do we need anymore reasons to stop treating BuzzFeed as a legitimate news source? Journalists represented in TV and movies have more journalistic integrity than this lot.

These stories, and the many others I’ve heard in passing, are just one of the many reasons I don’t want kids. Thanks for confirming my disdain for ever wanting to deal with raising my own spawn, Kristen!

I actually saw this on Temple of VTEC yesterday. It makes me wonder what the price difference on a Sport hatchback VS an Si will be. If it’s a big enough difference, it may be more worth it to just get a Sport 6MT and use the money saved to do the ECU flash and beef up the suspension, brakes, and tires. Of course, if

“Hey Bud, my Hellcat got beat on the dragstrip by a Tesla.”

Hey man, don’t forget chili cheese!

Let’s be honest here, the pre-MMC TLX wasn’t exactly bad looking. With the right engines, it could have been a competitor in the mid-size luxury class. I really, really, really, really wish Acura (and by proxy, Honda) would get their heads out of their asses and actually build a car with a drivetrain that will

None. Why? I don’t have kids nor want kids. Hell, I don’t even allow food in my car, and the only beverage allowed is water. Even if I do some day end up with rugrats, I will enforce this rule with an iron fist!

I’m with Patrick on the Protege 5. I always wanted one of those when I was still in school. Of course, you can’t go wrong with a Honda Civic. You can probably find a late 2000s to early 2010s model in your price range.

Soooo...trade in my S2000 and Accord Touring for one of these?

Nah man. Justin Lin is going to come back and direct at some point, then we’re going to learn that Star Trek and the Fast and the Furious take place in the same universe.

Already have Bayonetta/Bayonetta 2 on Wii U, but might still pick this up simply for the potential mods. Gotta love PC game mods!

$15,000 to $20,000 only? I think Jalopnik needs to pay you more!

Well, except in your nightmares, apparently.

Yea, and my parking lot at work is indicative of just that. Here’s what our lot looks like from left to right:

Thank you, Acura, for confirming that I will not be needing to trade in my 2016 Honda Accord Touring anytime soon for one of these.

Ha! Those meddling kids and stupid dog will never catch me out here! Wait...what’s that?