My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Sometimes I wish Kellyanne Conway would have married someone who plays for the Ravens.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

“Take my democracy... please.”

After reading that piece it boggles my mind that the Kings decided it would be a good idea to add Rajon Rondo to that particular personality stew.

Except the Kings are almost 70 years old, not 17. Johnson would have no interest.

Sometimes you forget how awful and obviously stupid and ruinous some of the Kings’ moves have been. Firing Malone and replacing him with George Karl is just some mind-bending stupidity, but it’s good to be reminded that not only was it obviously idiotic but it completely fucked everything up. And that’s not even…

He’s just really not a take charge kind of guy.

I’m shocked that Vlade Divac would flop at something.

Don’t use someone’s image if they request that you don’t. Period.

whoosh

Shia is unhinged.

Harrison Ford, known conservative and LeBeouf associate, made a good portion of his millions from his ability to convincingly punch Nazis. THIS IS A BIPARTISAN ISSUE, PEOPLE.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

It took Trump and a literal Nazi’s to make me like Leboof. Maybe Beebs will punch an apocalyptic meteor.

I’m actually not ok with this. If we normalize this behavior then we’re letting people like him drag us down to their level. We’re supposed to be better than that. We have to be above that.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

You’re really giving him a lot of credit by suggesting anything he’s doing is part of anything even remotely resembling a plan.

Probably not as much as his cuck “dad” was.

If this ends with Ted Cruz tweeting a picture of himself with a tennis ball in his mouth, I’m suing someone.