Uhh that gif is just asking for truthers...

That’s a Giant bat flip. Too bad he no longer does it a Lotte.

Just like white Americans. Only giving a fuck about minorities when they do flips for them.

Sue protesters?

You left out the Mayan calendar’s next bringer of the apocalypse: Jaguars. I’d rank this pretty high because they bite clean through either the brain stream or skull and hunt from behind, so whenever your time comes, you won’t even know it happened. The weeks of every last human being hunted would be pretty scary to…

Giant magma explosion

Where does getting savagely burned by Ted Cruz fit on the list?

Deadspin Editors- post the tweets from Ted Cruz. Perhaps this public shaming will motivate you to stop focusing on politics and get back to the sports. Also, damn you for making Ted Cruz look funny, because is the poster child for everything that’s wrong with American politics

Sorry but I only work out on floors made of diamond you fucking plebes.

I seriously need to go through my grandma’s stuff. (she was a oba woman) and find some pseudo spiritual nonsense, so I can get me some of this white people money.  

I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say, fucking finally!

Awww.. Did you get butthurt when Cruz owned you guys? NO? Let’s check the replay:

Wow...No sense of humor at all? Cruz sending that pic of the Duke player was good. Shitty response. Chill out a little.....

You are talking to a Senator of the United States of America, show some class, why is it that the left has to crawl into the gutter in order to disagree?

$1000 for anyone who can offer evidence that Ashley Feinberg is literate.

“C’mon, Ted! You gotta call glass on those!”

“perpetual failed candidate for president Ted Cruz”