Translation: “Slander is the weapon of the powerless ! This is distressing !!! The truth is justice which will restore it.”

The guy in the backwards cap = 87 percent of Boston. Seriously, I moved here about four years ago and saw so many guys in backwards caps I thought it was 1991 again.

The camera guy really built up the drama by saving his WORLDSTAR! mention until the very end. A real pro’s pro of recording brawls.

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.

I haven’t seen so many Celts try to take down a Wall since Hadrian..

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

+1 too sexy for this take

The reporter says, “So Thomas carries the ball every time, is that what you are saying?”

I’m the old man yelling at a cloud, but EVERYONE carries the ball now! Damn near every “crossover” is just the player palming the ball and taking off. So singling out Isaiah for it makes little sense.

Curious to see how many talking heads call him a irresponsible baby that won’t be able to lead a team back to the super b...erm... playoffs again.

Wrong Said Fred.

Fun fact: Raw is a show about a wrestling show, it isn’t a wrestling show. The Undertaker controlling light and being an undead mortician wizard tips most people off right away that what they’re watching may not be on the level.

“(Also finished 9th in the 2005 Rumble and lasted 13 minutes)“

“Vince has recognized that [wrestlers may try to sue him], so he has paid all these guys for years and years and all he asks—all he asks—is that once a year at WrestleMania they show up, sign some autographs, shake some hands and then he pays them enough to live, right,”

Vince doesn’t pay his workers health insurance…

Not The Apprentice. Bigly reality.

“The one thing I’ve always said about Vince McMahon is this: He is more loyal than any person, boss, human being that I have ever met in my life,”

Coachman announced that after much “sole searching”

When you come after Big Dick Dave Meltzer, you best be prepared. I give these Coachman promo MINUS FIVE STARS.

i sure hope you find your shoe soon, coach.

Coachman announced that after much “sole searching”