True story, I was in NY state near Niagara Falls, at a Walmart. There were so called “Canadians” all over. Apparently this was a sanctuary city, because the cops just STOOD there while all these frostbacks were shopping for superior American t-shirts and flannel coats.

*imagines Trump in the Bad Place being tortured by penis bees*

It’s true, one of my favorite parts is them just being sweet to each other sometimes.

“Does he have . . .  two . . . left . . . feet?”

“You’re going to show Winky.”

My favorite is the walk after she hurts her knee in Best in Show.

12/10 would craugh again

I am going to see Schitt’s Creek in person in Washington D.C. on the the 22nd. Love this show so much. 

Missy Elliot

He’s been stanning hard for his blubbery cartoon thousandaire prez* today. The spectre of a KFC-fueled infarction bringing this farce to an end must have triggered him deeply. 

The President is now Healthier than even our GREAT Nation and EVERYONE is afraid of him especially Nancy Pelosi, the Lovely Lisa Page, China, and, what’s her name? RC Cola?  Also China.  He is now 6'4" and Full Of MUSCLE! He will probably live to be three hundred which is even better than last time. NO COLLUSION!

Yes I know a wonderful Mom of 4, she has her mom help tote them around & also her sister in law & an aunt that ALL pitches in to make sure that someone is at every single game, recital, show at school, tea party event, chruch performance & everything.  Because her & her husband both work. She calls them her tribe &…

The plot sounds a bit similar to a book I read called The Book of the Unnamed Midwife, where a pandemic kills mostly women and children, and pregnant women in particular are vulnerable (and if they survive to give birth, the babies are often stillborn and then the woman dies). However, a large part of the book focuses…

For all of the talk about Dawn of the Dead’s commentary on consumerism, for me the most powerful message of that film is the statement it makes about the future of society which feels even more immediate now than the consumerist message does. Namely the ending of the film, by which point

He is a gem.

Right? Like that’s the best lie you could come up with? You went into the boys bathroom to “talk” to this poor kid because you run the risk of pissing yourself every 5 minutes?

like some incontinent mercenary

Ahh the old Irish Exit.

“Everybody knows I don’t drink. It’s just the Adderall and the pills I take at night to silence the booming of my father’s disappointment in my mind.”

Th whole damn campaign and “Presidency” has been one long rollercoaster.  It’s giving me neck pain and making me nauseated.