Well, it’s pretty good ‘til the last line, and then you have to mash a few syllables together.

Soulja?! Soulja?! You mean the dude’s career which got boded by life? Soulja?!

It was a scalp reduction. They cut out a bunch of the bald area from the top and drew it up. I think that’s why he can’t go bald. Scars.

That surgery was a scalp reduction surgery not a hair transplant, though I wouldn’t be shocked if he had that done too.

There’s hair plugs and then there’s a procedure where surgeons pull the scalp forward to move the hairline.

He doesn’t wear a wig. A wig would look more attractive than the look he’s sporting. You also wouldn’t be able to see his scalp like this when it’s windy if it were a wig:

Gaslighters gon’ gaslight

We used to use Sudden Tan in the 1970s. That was guaranteed to turn you a nice ripe shade of orange. He probably bought out the stock when they went out of business.

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“Fentanyl baggies picked up at the Port,

Wait, your cat doesn’t spend most of that time cleaning itself?

Also you don’t understand how opinion polls work you dopey twat.

Why stop there?

My /s isn’t missing — only because I feel too confident that the wise folks on this site know irony without having to be explicitly hand-held.

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

I can’t wait until the next Democratic president declares a national emergency, seizes all of the assets of the for profit health insurance companies and sets up medicare for all. 

I, for one, hope this puts to rest the canard that ICE is composed solely of racist goons with supremacist vendettas. I mean this guy is British.

I’m so glad that ICE is protecting the Super Bowl from U.K. nationals who are known for their hated of our freedoms and athletic activities that intentionally cause brain damage and other physical harm.

Given how much influence the surviving members of Queen had over everything else in this movie, I blame them far, far more than Rami.

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…