Also the hormones were pretty rad. Like holy shit, my husband looked so hot when he held our baby that I wanted a million babies. Holding new babies brings this feeling back which is why babies are like crack to some people.

Tough question!!! Honestly, I had the pregnancy and labour from hell. When moms “bond through their birth stories” I always go last cause I know I will win in a competition that really really sucks. Woohoo!

I would like you to join a political party I’m forming that is 100% focused on revenge.

Fake news! No collusion! Even if there was, collusion isn’t a crime. And there’s no law about talking for campaign info, everyone does it. And these happened when they weren’t part of the trump campaign. Or if they were they weren’t acting on orders from trump. Trump might have asked the. To look into contacts, but it…

There’s a lot of families that look like that in Alabama, the inbreeding took their eyebrows away. It’s like the Hills Don’t Have Eyebrows down there.

He threatened a guy’s THERAPY dog. I bet the dog isn’t even a Democrat.

Niles should've stayed in Seattle and stuck to therapy. 

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You denied the Dems the welfare dime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware Rog, you’ll be rat fucked”
You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody screaming ‘Lock Her Up’
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t want to get into mixups
About being a…

I’m now getting this image in my head some think it’s just *any* lying.
Stone, “I will answer your question once I put my venti latte down.”
Lawyer,“The court will recognize that is infact a Grande and not a Venti! Bailiff, take this man into custody at once!”
Courtroom, *gasp*

What fun is crime-spree if you decide to lay low for a while? To do that shit right, you don’t stop until you, your house, your car and everyone involved is on fire and full of bullet holes.

BTK’s wife didn’t know until the FBI served her with a search warrant.

The only reason the ATC’s could start calling in sick was because Pelosi held the Dem caucus together in such an unbreakable front that the R’s couldn’t find anyplace to chip away at it. The fact that people don’t understand how hard that is doesn’t mean it’s not the most important aspect of the past month+. Boehner…

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

“He’ll never work any harder at it” is extremely accurate, and I think the 2nd most defining aspect of Trump outside of Adam Serwer’s “the cruelty is the point.” As a lazy procrastinator, I can see so much of my own self-destructive behaviors in the shutdown and other failures. Trump just forgot to tell anyone that he…

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Cletus looks like someone tried to rub him out with a cheap pencil eraser.