So good.

And has he heard his dictator speak?!? Trump has the vocabulary of a drunk sailor on shore leave, for god’s sake.

But can we enshrinken them down to mice size? Because I’d be down with that.

I worried about classes and tests and predatory professors, AND being a single mother to a two-year-old, which is the only way I can justify not having a super high bed and OJ letters in the window.

As Crindy, BoG, Attorney at LOL, I ask you to re-read the prenup. In the event of marriage disruption, ring comes to me, as does all community candy.

My god, Devonna, I’ve watched Midsomer Murders start to finish three times, at least. You are my sister.

It looks just like a hammock, but hamster size. (They make them for rats, too!)

I’d definitely like to just watch 20 seasons of original Law & Order, if I’m honest.

I went ahead and watched that Creed video, partly in order to help me stop plotting a way to go back to the 90s, and then another Creed video followed it, and yowza, there are a couple places you can really see the meth in his eyes, like “whoa, I see some real meth in there.”

“Now I’m going into the bathroom with my big feelings, and don’t bother me, Mom! I mean it!”

Is he being PAID for this relentless posting??

“A prostitute with a heart of gold who helps him clean up his house”: Reddit’s definition of a perfect woman.

Dear god, this guy should not still be walking around free. His brain has gone through the blue fire -- he’s an absolute disaster.

I will be gray forever, and on Gawker iterations. I stand in solidarity with you, out in the rain, in our RAGS.

So what you are saying is the passage of TIME was involved.

THE WORST.

I was recently in a TJ Maxx (the very end of February) looking for a dog bed. The speakers on the sound system were blown out, and for a brief moment I thought, “Well, that’s the worst,” then realized they were still playing Christmas music, and *then* it became a Katy Perry Christmas song, and I thought, “NO, THAT IS…

Bless, you are suffering SO much.

No, no, I’m terribly uninformed and don’t realize how fucking close that election actually was. Thank you.

It wouldn’t have mattered. It matters to anyone of conscience, but it never would have meant a damn thing to his supporters. He knew it, he said so, and in this one instance, he was right: he could have killed someone on live television, and his supporters would have cheered. They still would.