“Take it away and bring me another lover!”

Look, Jr. My dad never called me, either, or answered the phone if I called, and for almost thirty years I blamed that on my stepmother. I’m not saying Melanie ISN’T involved, only that support groups meet every Tuesday and Friday evenings, and all are welcome. 

It’s filed under Dumb Shit? Maybe we are the Dumb Shit. I’m willing to accept any answer at this point.

I am no genius, but nothing in this article makes sense. It’s like the Upside Down of criticism. 

Yep, it’s re-election that will spur them, not some fairytale moral compass.

I watched the montage and now understand less than before. Are the people in the masks actually singing? Is it a contest? I feel like it might be one of those scenarios where everyone loses.

I may be stuck in your neck of the woods, but I don’t have a traumatic brain injury. You’ll have to try harder. 

It’s like the inflatable Richard Nixon I had when I was a little girl: you punch it and it pops right back up again! Magic.

I’ve never heard it, because even though I live in a blue bubble inside a red state, since 2016 I leave my house as seldom as possible. I’m saving all my “going outside” coins for when one of my family members needs rescue from a hate crime.

I once admitted an irrational loathing of Julia Roberts to a friend who has worked in media the last twenty years, and he said, “As someone who has interviewed her numerous times . . . it’s not irrational.” 

Oh, I agree grades aren’t an indicator of character, but they can be of being a rule follower, someone who doesn’t take chances?

If a man that wealthy doesn’t use his riches to punish his enemies, his life has no meaning, just like the rest of us.

Small Charcoal Girl.

Rotting potatoes can kill you, and they WANT TO.

I agree, and would add that descriptions like “straight A student” are less a function of sexism and more of how criminology works. We’re all well versed in it now, but the whole Bundy scenario was a new set of data. To this day, women who do nothing to put themselves in harm’s way are treated differently by law…

I’m hoping he means Tootsie Rolls one might find in a candy bowl in a dollhouse. I ate a couple Tootsie Rolls just last week, and if his son’s toes look like that, the baby IS interesting.

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.

Brilliant. 

Gracious, unacknowledged and untreated mental illness has never looked less entertaining to me, and I mean it sincerely. That’s not a reflection on these women or on our culture in general — it’s a reflection on me.

I can just see his elderly creeper baby face, too, as he opens the closet door, his dentures sliding around, and points. “Sex in here! Blow jobs, everything. So great. They’re saying somebody put all the details in some book, but I don’t know, I don’t pick up anything that has ‘Report’ on the cover.”