crindyusarmy
Crindy, Bride of Gob
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xoxo

Thank you kindly. I remain surprised by how much better I feel just knowing other women understand what I’m going through. It’s been a much lonelier experience than pregnancy or childrearing, for instance.

If it doesn’t show up here soon I might lose my mind. I would take Small Menopause at this point.

But it was very, very important we know he feels that way! I woke up wondering.

brb practicing in a mirror

I’m nationally known in my field, and thus something of a celebrity in my small city, and I had to stop going to the gym years ago because so many people approached me while I was working out. I’d be in some ragass shirt, cut-off sweats, my ponytail falling down, my face sweaty and bright red, and here would come

Thank you. You should be in charge of Kinja.

And they aren’t even pending, because no one at Jezebel will ever ungray us! Nothing is imminent.

What do you mean about William’s “personal qualities”? His character?

I had the same thought about Rob Cordry. We even share two of his three greatest fears.

Can you not see the dog has no front legs??

Dude appears to be in his seventies and left that comment for a 25-year-old. He’s got a Trump thing going on that makes me queasy.

Right? He took over the helm at CSI for years, too. He works constantly. Maybe they meant, “He was so hot in Cheers I can still cry thinking about it, 69"?

Our model homes are next to each other!

The same thing happened to me with a long-ago roommate, except she was about seventy-five pounds overweight (where I come from, that’s completely normal). A couple decades later she weighs at least 400 pounds. We only interact on social media, but she seems happy with her life — I hope she is — and doesn’t ever

No, no, was agreeing with you! I think there’s so much awfulness in this thread, including talking about the wife that way.

This is one of the most racist threads I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

I’m guilty of this, because one of my dogs is a purebred Pekingese and mad as a hatter, and I don’t want anyone to think I sought him out from a breeder to whom I gave cash money. In truth, my sister saw him in a kill shelter and insisted I drive 600 miles to save his weirdo little life and now here we are and he’s

Until I read this comment, I had no idea Jim was a dog.

Yes, anyone who doubts the visible butthole part has never had a child. One of my three did it constantly as a toddler (only at home) and as he got older, four and five, he still loved to run around naked. He called it “pruning,” because I guess “mooning” wasn’t funny enough.