FACT: I won a euchre tournament in college (in Indiana) and it went on so long I missed a final exam. But I won, so suck it, education.

I’m glad you said this, because I always think of him as the scariest. I think the character he played in Friends is exactly who he really is.

It will be 20 years for us this July, and man, life is sweet.

It was one of those shows I didn’t love while watching it, but Mr Crindy and I couldn’t tear ourselves away, and then we ended up talking about it for days after. So maybe I *did* love it. The jury is out.

I would agree, except I have a friend who gets a cold sore the moment her stress threshold is passed. It’s like bankable. She carries Valtrex at all times because of it.

I tried to star this but took away a star instead! Sorry I accidentally Kinja-ed you.

It also seems like our standards for her are very low. Like, I’ve said about her, “She didn’t *ruin* Dick Tracy,” but in truth, when I watched it again a couple years ago, she’s incredibly stiff and uncomfortable, and you can see her struggling to “act” every second. (Come to think of it, that’s how she does sexy,…

I had this same thought. I drink water all day, while waiting patiently to get in my perfectly constructed mattress/pillows/duvet situation.

Indiana is the same. I left there 25 years ago, and I’m stunned by how many phone calls I’ve gotten saying another person I grew up with (or worse, their children) have been killed or paralyzed in accidents.

Gaga has 100% had a nose job.

She was never pregnant. I don’t buy it for a second.

I know there are so many reasons 19-year-olds shouldn’t have kids, but I’m so glad I decided to go through with the pregnancy, even though I was a single mother. Not least of all, she’s the most wonderful person I know on this earth, but also it was just so fun. We were inseparable and I loved playing with her. She…

I got pregnant by accident the first two times (so: very easy) and at 41 I got pregnant the first time I tried. I miscarried that baby, and got pregnant again the second month. But the pregnancies themselves were exponentially harder each time, with greater complications. With the middle child, I had a partial…

This is madness incarnate.

I agree with you completely.

I think that qualifies as the very definition of “scare.”

That’s because your sister used up the entire boob supply.

It’s like bitch eating a cracker, except it’s a kid asking for some water.

Indeed. I had a baby at 19, another at 31, and the last at 41, and there are no words to describe how different those three experiences were. I was stunned by how much harder it was at 31.

Wait, this is a thing?!?