You speak what we are all feeling, Grasshopper.

Instant karma. THE WORST.

My fingers are crossed that people start to get what you’re saying about gossip rags and how they use A-list and family man differently from normals.

Look, I didn’t raise you to talk to people this way.

I just sent Leslie Jones tweet to my best friend, because I want my friend to win everything so I can tweet the same thing.

You’re welcome!

I mean the plot sounds Lear-ish, not the names.

Or King Lear.

You should have ad-blockers on every browser.

Because each of them wants ALL of you, darling!

She seems to have become the worst at human, too.

I don’t owe anyone around me anything, in terms of my appearance. I’m sorry, but that just sounds like a trap.

Yes, I’m a 12/14 and my bra band size is a 40, because of where on my ribcage my stupid boobs have decided to grow. One of my friends insists that’s NOT my bra size, because I don’t have gigantic breasts. I’m very tired of shopping for any clothing, frankly.

I love this comment.

Alas, I listened to the methods and nowI know too much. I’m ruined and haunted.

Oh man, I know THIS guy, too. Mine believes in breatharianism, and living only by sunlight. He’s an expert in every conspiracy theory, and very, very arrogant. He chimes in on Facebook just to say that anyone who discounts conspiracies are the real idiots. He’s overweight, though, I think because he secretly eats at…

Wow, we had one of those in Chapel Hill, too. Old guy, MASSIVE amounts of hair growing out of his ears, as if there were weasels in there. He slept in a hammock and knew how to turn the fat from a dead possum into lube. He also pronounced it fruitatarian. I think that extra syllable really brings something to the…

Wow, seeing the place really brings it into focus. God almighty.

Here it is.

There were those sexy photos of Rielle, though, posed on the baby’s toys — like a giant Dora the Explorer, if I remember correctly? Wearing very little.