Fucking seriously. I am calling Champagne vs Caffeine with Caffeine being the winner. Gah.

IT'S STILL WORTH IT

That would be the last straw for this AZ native. You can keep her. Take back your goddamned racist snowbirds too. AK, Minnesota, whatever, it's cold.

I had the exact same thought. Really suddenly and intensely. I think it was as sudden and intense as that orange color, actually.

That's funny...my number was four for a long time.

Yeah, the new one was so true to the book.

He could still do that over/under me I would not be sad ok

Oh, thank you for saving me like a minute 15 there.

Why does everyone know that George Washington had wooden teeth, supposedly threw a piece of silver across the Potomac and Abe Lincoln cut down a cherry tree? Those seem pretty trivial to me.

I can say many things about Arizona's education system, but I enjoyed a well rounded education on black history in elementary school. Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver were my heroes growing up.

I started a new job, and it IS actually unrelated. The only reason I say this is YAY NEW JOBS I'M HAPPY FOR US!!

NO COWORKERS.

I never realized how pervy that gif was until...

But you can't surmise that this article indirectly trashes women without being of the belief that we should be treated similarly, right?

Next time Gawker/Deadspin/Whatevs complains that Jezzies are all man haters, and like female power at the expense of men, or just like to trash men, I'd love to link them to the comments on this post.

I'm glad I don't know these white people.

I wonder if being surrounded by photoshopped images of yourself really starts to get to your brain. Especially some of the women who really bank on their looks, I wonder if they start to wonder what they actually look like and what beauty is. I'm thinking specifically of Britney Spears in this instance, but I may be…

I thought the same thing. Also, fuck yes @ that recipe. EXCITE.

I'm curious, too, but my question is more phrased "why couldn't she take the child?" After your suggestions, I think I'm better off not knowing the details. :( What a tragic series of events, and what a brave thing she did.

Actually, you misspelled Tucson. YOU'RE NOT JEN.