Why dafuq are its eyes all wide set like that?

Have you said this on another post before? If not, you have a doppelgänger. But mostly I know this has been said before by SOMEONE on Jezebel, because I decided that day to steal it and never look back.

A wild 20-year-old memory appears!

Better than the Braden/Jayden/Caden nonsense. And better than weirdo hybrid names like Jaron. Fuck that shit.

No Mr. Big to make Carrie act like a driveling idiot. I like this Carrie a lot more than SATC Carrie, too.

I'm sending this article to my dad.

Especially when it's the weekend and there's track work!

I actually counted 45. Anyone else?

I feel like they're splicing some Tyler Durden-esque frames in there.

I came here to hate on this.

I did too. I read the whole thing like doop da doop.

You guys, I'm laughing at this, I'm laughing at your gifs, I'm laughing at wet fart black bean or split pea soup. It was all served to me on a poo poo platter. LAUGHS FOR ALL!!!

Ahhh, so his resume's a bit more extensive if you're...well...not American. :)

It's really effective. It's hard not to like the guy (though I'm not yet sold on his utter hunk status - he's a bit bony for my personal tastes). I just assumed I'd missed several blockbusters that would explain that tremendous crowd. The man can dress though, oof.

I'm not even trying to be one of those people but, besides being Loki, what has he done? Is he, like, a superstar now? Can someone please summarize this up for me?

My Drunk Kitchen? I would go gay for that lady. Her punnery!

Don't even waste your time thinking about this one. Move on.

This one just tried WAY too hard.

What, um, are there articles that are indicating that THIS is the reason they don't like the AMA?

Oof.