I remember my first specific memory of celebrating it, along with black history month in general, in my 4th grade class, which was in like 1991/92. That being said, this is all sounding vaguely familiar, and horrible.

I can guarantee that the clothing was absolute shit. I bought one dress for like a winter formal and regretted it foreverrrrrrr.

Oh, that was totally like a Lady Reagan thing or something. This segment is totally American, actually. Self absorbed twats we are!

I voted for Lewinsky AND Delia's muwahahah.

As it should be. That's a toughie!

I'm only a year older than you, and DARE was huge when I was a kid. That's strange.

Hmm, that's weird. We had it when I was a kid. I don't ever remember not having it. Maybe it was on the county or city level.

Well Ted Bundy fathered a kid while on death row, so nothing surprises me anymore about weirdo fans.

I wasn't aware till now that people considered being angry at the victim. She's fucking dead...so it's not like she's the one making a bad name for him. Be mad at the police or the press if you want to be mad at someone. It's like when a person is sleeping with two other people at the same time, and those two people…

That's crazy, especially since it does happen to be half of your heritage! Was your mom self loathing or something? Sheesh. It's super great how binary people are in this country. It's impossible for them to think that Obama is black AND white, or that a white person can be Mexican (true argument I had once) or for…

Thank you.

THEY GOT RID OF MLK DAY? UGHHHHHHHHHHH.

I didn't even know we had radishes! I hate how non-natives completely put my state on the map for being "that one trying to out-Florida Florida." Before we were just dumb dumbs who knocked each other up and drank cases of Bud Light (or we were world renown heart surgeons and comet discoverers...yeah, weird), but now…

People originally from Arizona aren't the racist ones. It's the snowbirds from Minnesota who were forced to remain there year-round after the recession, and they got all hot and angry.

I'm a cusper, apparently. I totally remember what a huge deal CPK were. I just fucking hated them. Sorry!

Anyone else like the live, SNL version like a billion million times more?

I'm assuming that's what the joke was. My sister always talks to me about conversations she has with her Executive Director, but she says ED. I giggle every time.

At least she waited till after you fucked each other. Hey-o!

There's always one bad apple, eh? My late response is due to Kinja sucks.

Literally the most hetero guy I know openly talks about butt play with his many lady partners. He said it keeps things interesting. Grow up.