It’s so much better than that. He then used his personal twitter account to act like this account was a fake when both are verified:

How many millions of dollars have been spent on this crap? How many people have been able to send their kids to Harvard for four years because a few footballs might have been a little light, but of course there’s no way to tell since they did not measure and register each ball before they hit the field. If this was so…

While I was at work today and this was the hot button issue being talked about, I learned a shockingly large amount of my coworkers would be willing to hand over their phones and computers to our employees with no qualms. I am talking about personal computers by the way, not work ones. Their response to me saying they…

I too am a lawyer. This is just rich guys masteurbating on each other and their lawyers fleecing them blind. Ignore it.

So the crux of this case is around the arbitration proceedings, and whether these were procedurally fair. If the assertions alleged are true, I think the most damning allegations are that the NFL did not allow Brady to examine the evidence or have access to witnesses, and that Goodell and Wells acted on behalf of the…

Didn’t the colts technically tamper when they measured the gameballs on the sidelines?

15. <Flip him off while his stupid toddler back is turned>

After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…

All it’ll take for Desmond to be an All-Star once again is a trade to the Royals.

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

“Who cares?! Why is this news?!” — Person who clicked on the link after knowing what the article was about.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

only one who could be argued as worse is his right hand man, Fuck-bag McBayless

Give him a break. He had Jimmy John surgery in the offseason.

“I’ve dedicated my life to a specific skill, one that will pay me massively if I can hone it, and I now have done so to the point that my entire body can perform this athletic feat while in a state that most would consider to be unhealthy or uncoordinated.

Stupid video. I watched the whole thing and there’s nothing about the pitcher. Why don’t you just take a photo, laugh about a fat guy, and move on. A new low. I love fat guy accomplishments, especially in football, ever since “refrigerator Perry” playedfor the Bears. You can do better

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

So according to the memo above:

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

He doesn’t want them dead, he wants them not happy. Once they are dead, the Cubs can win, but that day needn’t be today.